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So, I hear about this super cool new bulletin board! But, there's a waiting list. AUGH! Why must everything cool have a line to get in. I thought that I left that behind, when I stopped going to clubs. I feel like I'm standing there, trying to look really cute, hoping the bouncer will let me in.

Anyway, in case anyone over there comes to check out my blog. Please, let me in! I love to knit! I knit almost daily. My most recently completed project was a pair of toe-up faux cable socks in a superwash wool/merino blend! YUMMY! I can't wait until it's actually cold enough to wear them around here. And, I'm currently working on my first fair isle project. They're a pair of fingerless gloves. Very cute! Oh, and I crochet too! I've been crocheting for about 2 decades, and knitting for about 1 decade. I don't look old enough, I know. I only post flattering pictures of me.

Let's do the Hokey Pokey!

So, today at preschool...

Yes, it's possible that all my posts will soon start like this, as nothing funny really seems to happen elsewhere. Anyway, this week my son is learning about the body and how he's very similar and yet different from all his classmates. His teacher leads them in the Hokey Pokey. Excitement ensues. They run through the usual body parts and then she asks "Can anyone think of another body part?" Of course, my son shouts out "I know! Nobody's said PENIS!" The teacher, in all her wisdom, managed to not bust out laughing and summoned these words "Yes, but not all of us have a penis. Let's use a body part that we can see." At which point, my son replied "We all have eyes!" Yes, yes we do.

Now for those of you, who are blessed with penises: You put your penis in. You put your penis out. You put your penis in, and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey, and you turn yourself about. That's what it's all about!