Let's do the Hokey Pokey!

So, today at preschool...

Yes, it's possible that all my posts will soon start like this, as nothing funny really seems to happen elsewhere. Anyway, this week my son is learning about the body and how he's very similar and yet different from all his classmates. His teacher leads them in the Hokey Pokey. Excitement ensues. They run through the usual body parts and then she asks "Can anyone think of another body part?" Of course, my son shouts out "I know! Nobody's said PENIS!" The teacher, in all her wisdom, managed to not bust out laughing and summoned these words "Yes, but not all of us have a penis. Let's use a body part that we can see." At which point, my son replied "We all have eyes!" Yes, yes we do.

Now for those of you, who are blessed with penises: You put your penis in. You put your penis out. You put your penis in, and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey, and you turn yourself about. That's what it's all about!